Laughs and Lists

I must say I do love lists, top ten, whatever. But I came across this one today and just laughed out loud so I had to share! Especially since I just had a conversation with a lady last night was just devasted that she would be turning 40 soon. (Join the club sister 40 is the new 30!) I wish I had replied with something like this:

If a naturally occurring, chronological determinate date, over which you have absolutely no control, is the marker by which you assess your current life state, you need to get another fucking life. Like, ASAP. --the fooler initiative-

But alas, I am not that quick or witty. Some people just have a way with words. So here is the link to the post that just cracked my up! Enjoy....it's long but so worth it!

http://metroadlib.wordpress.com/2010/11/11/my-super-duper-unapologetically-long-manifesto-or-yes-im-30-whooptee-fuckin-doo/

My personal favorites:

#3 "Wait.a.minute. I just stopped giving a damn. I’m gonna go.”

#9 “single and ready to roll dolo because I ain’t got no muthafuckin kids, what what!!! Hootie hoo, my dude!!”