Really, no not really

Ahhhhh…um….yep totally drawing a blank. Ok some thoughts…

-This whole Charlie Sheen mess, wtf? Capri Anderson (the porn star that locked herself in the bathroom) really girl, really…. you went to his hotel room (alone) and now you’re cryin scared and wanting to sue, really? ABC news you should be ashamed of yourselves giving this skank air time, really?

-If Bristol Palin wins DWTS I’m gonna shot my tv too, really. Has she gotten better over the weeks, yes (not hard when sucked to begin with). Better than Jennifer Gray (Brandi and the Hills girl) no flippin way. One lady actually said she liked Bristol because ‘it’s harder for her since she is not in entertainment like the others’? Um, hello? Dancing with the STARS!!?? Bristol is not in entertainment and not a star, really people?

-Why does the media keep saying how tough it will be for Kate Middleton? So people follow you around and take your picture….you poor thing. To ease your pain you get to marry a cute prince (well except for that hairline), wealth, comfort, luxury world trips, a staff, nary a care, and all the finest freaking fashions eva! It’s gonna be tough, really?

Heck, I need a drinky. Four Loko anyone….oh yea, nevermind. Redbull Vodka we still have you, come to mama!